February 2012
i don’t really like this semester. it feels like every week is just one of those weeks that needs to end.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
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If a king farts
brittaneyamber:
is it considered a noble gas?
i hope rosie sees this
pjxel:
To give that recipe an extra kick, try substituting cocaine for flour
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
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me picking up a game i haven't played in a while
me: awesome time to continue my awesome journey
me: *turns console on*
me:
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me:
me: where am i who is this what was i doing
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mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
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“But then, the truth was never really the point. Thin women don’t tell their fat...”
– Kate Harding (via rhiannon-random)
“ugh i wish i lived in the 50s and 60s”
– white people and white people only (via irenigg)
I really can’t picture anyone at all having a...